| 'Now'
seemed like a good time. So here you are, those long-lost
WotR wallpapers. All of them are in
.jpg format and all are 12summink x 768 pixels. Click on the one
you like, wait for the new page to load (they are 110k-ish) then
right-click over the big image that appears. Select 'set as background',
and your desktop will suddenly look all lovely and rodent'y. So,
does your Grandma know how to suck an egg? Yes? Oh, okay then.
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Eugenius
Eugene Jarvis, Dr Defender, Mr Robotron, umm,
Cousin Cruis'nUSA - he's here, in the form of lovely wallpaper
for your computer machine. Oh, won't somebody think of the last
human family?
 
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Bushnell-on-a-Beach.
Nolan Bushnell, father of Videogames, puffs
gently on his pipe while admiring the amazing, Atari-tribute,
woodchip special edition Gamecube. A giant robot looks on. That's
what they do. There is also a beach of WotR
front-pages. Its Margate.
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You can do it, Xbox
Boy!
After a freak laboratory accident, Jim Cope
is left with the head of a prototype Microsoft Xbox, a miniturised
gaming calculator, and an irrational desire to 'take Japan'. Susumi,
our hero's 'cultural assistant' provides all the encouragement
he needs - that's right 'You can do it,
Xbox Boy!'
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Mamey
made us do it.
The smiling face of the world's only disembodied
game reviewer floats on a blue sea of Scottish passion. Using
but the power of Atari joysticks he is able to make small children
grow-up to be friendless American psychopaths. His work here,
is done.
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Kun-Tor
says...
This time, Kun-Tor discusses your manhood. The
un-Earthly overlord is now your small-screen pal. Marvel as he
says the same thing - for ever! But be grateful or the future
pleasuring of your woman may become Kun-Tor's business - you bummer!
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Testcard Rodent.
What's more scary than the ungodly green-skull-head
toy of TV's 'The Testcard'? Why Crownless Kun-Tor, of course.
He's mad, he could just as soon help you find that tricky final
'shine' in Super Mario Sunshine, or rip through your colon with
a mind-fork. The choice is yours. Hurrah!
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