Simon's
ZX Rambles - 9: Swirly things
As hinted at last time, the arrival of the ST
saw games pretty much taking a back seat for a while as we got
to grips with all the raw power now available at the wiggle of
a mouse. Moving up in leaps and bounds from the Art Studio into
both Neochrome and Public Painter meant we were suddenly producing
reasonable looking inlays for all those cassettes. Hell, I even
ended up doing posters for "things at the school" thanks
to keen parents being "involved". Boot Sales were my
speciality for a few giddy months before summer came along and
I left Sir Freds, never to return.
Public Painter especially got a lot of use,
after all we only had a black and white printer so didn't really
need to do much in colour for output thusly. What amazed me most
about this proggy was that we found it in amongst the first batch
of public domain disks to be obtained. It was free! How did that
work? Getting decent software (OK, a few gems in amongst a load
of dross) without having to wander in to town or make the trip
to Stevenage. Must have been a mistake, but no it was all for
real. Very soon the house was full with printed lists and photocopied
catalogues offering tantalizingly brief descriptions of what was
on offer. Maze Game. Printer Utility. Speech Synthesiser. Star
Plotter. Adventure Game. Art Package. And many others on the same
disk. Not quite enough to tell you what you might get but enough
to make it worth risking a couple of quid for duplication and
postage. The jiffy bags were soon being shoved through the door
by the post man.
The next thing to get a lot of use was actually
a text file buried on one such disk. So much that it was soon
printed and stuck in a folder. And further revised versions got
the sane treatment until it was properly published and bought
in boom form. That file was called "Your Second Manual"
and was written by a mad Dane called Andreas Ramos (NOTE: no breach
of rule one need be inferred from this recall of title and author,
it is indelibly burned in my memory and pops up from time to time
when I am least expecting it. If random firing of synapses counts
as research then I quit!). How can I be so sure he was mad? Well,
apart from personal experience of my Danish friends and relatives
who all seem to be a bit mad there was also the section about
mouse mats. Don't waste your money on specially produced mouse
mats, says Mr Ramos. Simply go down to your local wet suit store
and ask them for a neoprene offcut - they are bound to have plenty
left over from making them for their customers. Now perhaps people
can correct me here, but I can't recall seeing a single wet suit
shop in Welwyn Garden City (even at the local boating/windsurfing
lake they certainly didn't have offcuts) and never spotted one
on my trips to Denmark. Have you got one on your high street?
Needless to say we didn't rush out in search
of neoprene for computer purposes (what I do in my spare time
is my business...) but then we didn't need to buy a mouse mat
anyway, having got one free with the computer in the first place.
And today, as I glance to the right of the keyboard I am currently
typing on, I see no evidence of spare chunks of wet suit protecting
my Logitech's ball from the horrors of my desk. In fact, the mouse
here sits on a mat that was purchased by my Parents last time
they were in Copenhagen and features a cartoon of a man shouting
at his PC in disgust. I wonder where Andreas is now. (OK, I had
to know so cheated here. Google says he is working in Silicon
Valley and still writing manuals with guest star cats. Well done
that man!).
And then there were fractals. This was the time
of Chaos theory hitting the mainstream. James Gleick was top of
the best seller lists (not that anyone buying the book for the
pretty patterns on the front cover could understand a work of
what was going on inside), Benoit Mandelbrot was getting interviewed
on Saturday Morning telly and Strange Attractions the shop had
opened up in Notting Hill selling swirly things to all an sundry.
Naturally we had to have a Mandie generator ourselves and the
pd libraries came up trumps. The first ones were slower than treacle
flowing uphill, but a couple of updates sonn allowed us to see
the pretty things ourselves without being able to go out for a
couple of hours after pressing the button. And only a few more
years before we could get our revenge on the bloody things with
the arrival of Llamatron.
Fractal Landscapes were even more interesting.
Stick in a few numbers and out pops geography like you'd never
imagined. And you could then play with the sea level and water
line. Fascinating stuff that kept us going through the summer.
Of course I then went and got a couple of weeks work with the
local council stuffing things into envelopes for them which generated
a bit of cash to help with the first few weeks of impending college
but further reduced time spent playing with pixels. So while the
O level result day had been spent playing endless games of Batty
on the speccy while waiting for the time to collect them from
the school, A level day was in an office. Was this the way of
things to come?
Then two weeks later we packed the house into
assorted boxes and upped sticks to Felixstowe. A week later I
was shifting again and about to start three years in Derby. And
the speccy was to make a stunning comeback...
Simon
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