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Rodent Star Ratings explained:
5 Stars: A straight-up classic.

4 Stars:
Brilliant entertainment.

3 Stars:
Still great, but perhaps a bit more of a personal taste thing.

2 Stars:
Probably not worth it.

1 Star:
Somebody, somewhere is taking the piss.

No Stars:
Driver 3.


 

Everyday objects that you leave behind
By Smaggers

HahhahhHAHHa


Mines better.

Oh MAN GUITARS get the flying V gotta be the flying V
fwaaaammmm fwooommmmm.


Paul finally finds a use for Heather...

LOOK YOU CAN BEAT THE ZOMIBIES WITH THE BLOODY STUMPS.
Flob flob flob
HAAAHHHHAAAAHAHHHAAA


Hey good looking...

Hey get the frying pan, the frying pan, on the cooker quick, wait... wait... Hot pan. Pan in zombies face
FSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhh
HAHHAHHHHa
BLIND ZOMBIE
HAHHAAA have that!
Plang plang pwang


Careful love, you'll have someone's eye out with those.

Jump out the window
LOOOKKEEEE KATANA!!!!!!!
SwiPING
zombie halves!
SchWANG schWING


Bunt.

BASEBALLLLL BAAAAATTTT
STERRRRRRikEEEE HWONE......
STERRRRRRikEEEE twOOOO......
STERRRRRRikEEEE ThurrrEEEEEE......
Yer OUT!

October 2006

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