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Pit Fighter: The ULTIMATE CHALLENGE (Sega Master System)
Remember the arcade
smash hit that, er, wasn't very good? Play as Buzz, Ty or Alfred
in this arcade-perfect (note – LIES) port of the ULTIMATE
CHALLENGE – Pit-Fighter! Ultra-realistic graphics and ARCADE-PERFECT
gameplay! And don't forget the immeasurable thrill of inexplicably
gaining money every time you PUNCH someone in the FACE.
I’ll reserve your rights
in a minute. Also – I’ll kick you in the balls.
Fight against people with pretentious names
such as EXECUTIONER!, ANGEL!, CHAIN MAN! And JULIAN! Allow Atari
to remove one of the essential buttons from the arcade game with
NO LOSS OF GAMEPLAY WHATSOEVER (even though you've lost half your
attacks) and PUMMEL! BASH! GRIND! the opposition into the ground.
Ok. Actually, it's shite.
”Hit that Buzzy bastard!
Make him bleed in front of his mum!”
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Pit Fighter at KLOV
The jolly world of bare-knuckle
boxing
“In Tyler
we trust”…
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RODENT CASH RATING -
2.50 off some skint sap on eBay
 "I
wouldnae wipe me erse on it"
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