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Your life re-lived
 


"It all begins with a simple statement to set the scene of your life ahead. It’s a statement from your guide, Takakura, and simply reads: “He wasn’t unhappy. But he didn’t seem to have a direction in life.”.”
JIMAROID

 
WITH ADDED MAMEY
Mamemeister's Minimalist Reviews - 'kin' top!
 

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StarWars Battlefront KOWORLD
Shoot ewok's through the face!

Alien Hominid PAULEMOZ
Rhubard and Custard?

Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door SWITH/PAULEMOZ
Funny, huge and wonderfully realised.

Halo 2 AHCHAY
Best shit-fights this side of porn mud wrestling.

Power Up JIMAROID
Good in Parts - Whoa Japan!

 

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Advance Wars 2 AHCHAY
Black Hole?

Alien Hominid PAULEMOZ
Rhubard and Custard?

Amplitude PAP
Your neighbours will hate you - fuck 'em.

Athens 2004 PAULEMOZ
Mixed bag, some fantastic, some not so but a good laugh all the same.

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Battle of Endor / Battle of Yavin KOWORLD
Free, fantastic, Star Wars as it really is.

Beyond Good & Evil PaulEMOZ
Why haven't you bought this?

Billy Hatcher & The Giant Eggs AHCHAY
It's fucking mental.

Blaster FUSEBALL
She's crazy wonderful.

Border Down AHCHAY
Evening comes.

Burnout 2 KOWORLD
Hahhaha ha hah a ah ahh.

Burnout 2 CORRECTIONS KOWORLD
Sorry we slipped up.

Burnout 3 PAULEMOZ
Fantastic.

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Call of Duty SICKBOY
Harsh and essential.

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night RUSS
It's rare, it's slow, but it's wonderful too.

Championship Manager 4 KOWORLD
It's okay!

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Deus Ex: Invisible War SICKBOY
Wordy, complex storyline and ace.

Dragon 32 Home Computer ELY
What happened in Wales.

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Eternal Darkness ATLAS' AP.
It's like we're a GC mag - no!

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Far Cry ANDERS&SICKBOY
Have a wander around the beautiful island and shoot some people. It's fun!

Fatal Frame 2 PAULEMOZ
Mmmm twin Japanese school girls...

Fight Night 2004 PAULEMOZ
Better boxing through punching?

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance KOWORLD
Context sensitive?

F-Zero GX - Japanese import AHCHAY
Not without it's quirks.

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Galleon JEDBURGH
All them other reviewers? They're wrong, salty wrong.

Geometry Wars FUSEBALL
As if set-squares wanted revenge.

Gradius V PAULEMOZ
Bullet Hell - Funny Smell.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas SICKBOY
ACDC never sounded so good.

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Halo BOG
It's shooty but needs a big bastard of a rig to see the bullets on.

Halo 2 AHCHAY
Best shit-fights this side of porn mud wrestling.

Harvest Moon: It's a Wonderful Life JIMAROID
Cutesy graphics hide a real genuine honest, yes wonderful, beating heart.

Hundson Selection AHCHAY
There's love and respect in them thar re-packages.

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Ikaruga JIMAROID
Dreamcast - Woaoaaaa.

iPod MICHELLE
Technology.

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Jaws 3D UNTRIDGE
The wrangling is over.

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Katamari Damashii SICKBOY
A wonderful long-lost coin-op prodigal son - from the FUTURE!

Kick Off 2 ELY
Balls!

Knights of the Old Republic STARK
It's, good, it's really good.

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No games reviewed.

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Manic Miner YAK
Ghaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, nurrrgggggg, yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Mario Golf SICKBOY
Insults are ace.

Mario Kart: Double Dash SICKBOY
There's lovely.

Metal Arms: Glitch in the System KORRUPTOR
Liddle robo sweeties.

Metal Slug Collection Ahchay
Cheap, fantastic, classic.

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Need for Speed: Underground PAULEMOZ
Mmm, stickers.

NGPC "Pocket Arcade" AHCHAY
Kicking GameBoy arse?

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No games reviewed.

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Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door SWITH/PAULEMOZ
Funny, huge and wonderfully realised

Phantom Menace THEMEADOWS
George Lucas is a...

Pikmin 2 FUSEBALL
Don’t give up on that Gamecube just yet…

Ping Pong ELY
Shit.

Pipe Dream SIMONB
Spectrum ROMs rule.

Pit Fighter NBCL
Cock fight!

Power Up JIMAROID
Good in Parts - Whoa Japan!

Prince of Persia: Sands of Time KORRUPTOR
Baggy!

Pro Evolution Soccer 4 PAP
TIF.

Project Arcade JUNOSIX
Juno likes this book on building your own MAME cabinet.

Protector AHCHAY
Homebrew genius.

Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy PAULEMOZ
Making people's head explode for fun and profit.

Psyvariar 2: The Will to Fabricate SICKBOY
Oh yes!

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No games reviewed.

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Rachet & Clank 2 bluey
Bolt on!

Red Dead Revolver PAULEMOZ
It’s about as arcadey as you can get, and all the better for it.

Robotron 2084 SICKBOY
Creative swearing 101.

Rocky RUSS
Inter-City Firm?

Rolf Harris Skeet Shoot NIGEL UNTRIDGE
Commodore shooting madness.

R:Racing Evolution AHCHAY
It could have been something special but it's not even anything good.

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Shadow of the Beast 2 JIMAROID
Oooh birds that turn into babies.

Silent Hill 2 Junosix
I've wee'd myself.

SIMS2 SICKBOY
You know you just want to kill them - and what fun it is too

Spacies Scratchie simonb
Who'd have thought it.

Split Personalities SIMONB
Who's whom?

SSX3 KOWORLD
It's life now.

Stargate GRAVY
Harsh but fair.

StarWars Battlefront KOWORLD
Shoot ewok's through the face!

Super Bust-a-Move All Stars SIMONB
We'll probably never tire.

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Tempest 3000 EWOK
Proper trippy.

Tempest - Cocktail AHCHAY
What's beautiful is beautiful.

Tony Hawk's Underground PAP
Grind mofo!

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No games reviewed.

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Viewtiful Joe KOWORLD
Love-hate-love.

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Wario Ware KOWORLD
This is what we do this for.

Winning Eleven 7 ELY
What'd he say?

Winter Games PAULEMOZ
Waggle away friends.

Wizball AHCHAY
Bwahhhhhhhhhhh, jurghhhhhhddd, pwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa.

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X

No games reviewed.

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Y

No games reviewed.

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Zero Gunner 2 KOWORLD
2003 so it counts, oh yes.

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1080 Avalanche JIMAROID
Good? Bad? Ugly?

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No games reviewed.

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No games reviewed.

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No games reviewed.

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No games reviewed.

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No games reviewed.

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No games reviewed.

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No games reviewed.

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No games reviewed.

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007: Everything or Nothing PAULEMOZ
Spying is fun.

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