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Rodent Awards 2007
It's the results.
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Sports Review of the Year
Ely calls in from the genre ghetto
Gameathon
Puffle moves along the shelf
Bismark 330BHP Forza Championship
You'll have to get up early to beat TwistedScrote
Game of the Year: Crackdown
Kentish cracks one off the wrist
Game of the Year: Super Mario Galaxy
Rockwaldo reverts to a childhood state
Game of the Year: Halo 3
SolidChris gets his mates round
Game of the Year: Forza 2
F0zz presents the case for the first of our Games of the Year
Game of the Year: Portal
Ahchay weighs in with his opinion
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Game of the Year: Bioshock
SolidChris wheels out the big guns
Geometry Wars Galaxies
Fuseball makes a surprising discovery
Burnout Paradise
PaulEMoz tries something different
Orcs and Elves
PaulEMoz takes the DS back to basics
Need For Speed: ProStreet
PaulEMoz picks the wrong car
Here is THE NEWS!
SolidChris tells it like it is

Stu Dogg

 

Stu Dogg
[On lookalikes] "I used to get told i look like Chris Martin from cold play.
Then people told me i looked like Napoleon Dynamite.
Now people just say i look like the tramp who sits outside Blockbuster in Altrincham."

Strange Powers

 

Strange Powers
[On Dead Rising] "It frustrates the girlfriend because she hates to see me fail in gaming, and in DR it's very easy to get distracted by a new toy - '...oooh, an excavator! Let's see what happens when I walk into a crowd with a zombie spinning round on it!' - get backed into a corner and eaten. As in Romero's mighty Dawn of the Dead, hubris and greed are your biggest enemies - dodging around a few hundred zombies kicking the odd one out of the way is actually really easy"

Flatnose

 

Flatnose
[on CoD4] "...the bit that is most realistic for me is the c130 level, looking at men dying in the thermal image brought it all back to me, I finished the level with tears in my eyes."

We proudly present Rodent's world famous bid to list the top 5 of everything in the world.

Koworld
Top 5 - Rodent Awards Moments
Sixty barely broken voices belting out Still Alive
Deep Silvia's 'special' dance

The magical smell of a broken urinal

Loving the great games of a fantastic year of videogaming

Free beer.

 
 

Deep Silver
Deep Silver

 
 

Complete set of back issues here

 


Hungover, but happy.

The votes have been counted, our panel of 'industry experts' have met, and we met up last mpnth to dish out a few pretend gongs.

Yup, it's the 2007 awards results show. Join us up in the top right to find out who collected the plastic, who sent apologies and who simply fell asleep at the bar.

You'll also find the last three write-ups of our Games of the Year 2007 - Super Mario Galaxy, Crackdown and Halo 3. The only loser this year has been our wallets as we've struggled to keep up with the pace. Let's hope there's a few turkeys in 2008 or we'll all be bankrupt by Christmas.

But it's not all awards this month. We also have the debut of The NEWS, where SolidChris will give us his unique insight into the major issues of the day. He promises that, rather than attempt to keep up to date, he's going to selectively chew over the news and spit out the bits when they’ve gotten all knotted and gristly. We apologise in advance if it reads like one idiot’s desperate, cynical, musings on games and stuff, but that’s because it is.

Elsewhere Puffle continues dusting off some old neglected classics and TwistedScrote ushers us into the shady world of competitive Forza 2 championships.

Chris Ahchay, Editor - February 2008

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