What life would be like if the bloke who did the save-game part of pretty-much any console game, had also been responsible for coding Word:

Yes, of course I do. That’s why I selected
'File', and then 'Save'…

OK? OK what? Just get on
with it…

Why the hell would I turn the power off? Can I save my
bloody document now?

Select filename? Where?

Oh. About bloody time.

Haven’t we been here before? YES, for fuck’s sake.

I know that. Just get on with it.

Isn’t that the point?

Good. Why the fuck are you telling me about it?

Oh just forget it. I'm off to play a videogame instead…