Comes a time in every man's life when he has to admit 'wanking is really nice'. Unfortunately, there's also another time in that same life when a man must admit 'that's it, me wrist can take no more waggling.' Tragically, for players of the finest ever sports sim to involve moustachioed fat athletes, Track & Field, that second time comes much sooner. It's the wear-and-tear see. So, no tossing himself off in front of the nurses in the old people's home for Ely then.

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ELY, June 2004.

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