By THE_TROOF_SEEXX0R

Friends: I’ve not got long. I fear they are coming for me, but I need to expose the truth. The truth that ZIONIST FREEMASONS are corrupting the very heart of videogames.

The truth was first revealed to me in maths class. I was doing a few exercises using the set-square whilst reading a Prima Walkthrough for Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when I started to doodle. Behold what was revealed to me:

After discussing these findings with my mate Terry over a packet of Frazzles and an Um-Bongo, we decided that the Masonic obsession with sacred geometry and the set-square are responsible for the introduction of 3D gaming. For indeed, is not the polygon a triangle? A SATANIC TRIANGLE.

Luckily for society, I had been suspended from school for drawing “ explicitly homo-erotic images” of He-Man (WTF? I can’t help it if he’s buff.) And was consequently able to research shocking revelation in greater depth.

Breaking into my brother’s room, I examined his game collection for more CONCLUSIVE PROOF. It was not far away.

I noticed that the Zionist tentacles had deeply entangled within the world of 3D gaming already. Just look at these popular game characters wearing typical Masonic paraphernalia – WHITE GLOVES!

But it would seem that the corruption just went further and further. The only question was: how deep down the rabbit hole was I prepared to go?

It was revealed to me through my research that Masonic influences are rife throughout videogame history…

I observed humans SHAPESHIFTING into reptiles in Bubble Bobble, SQUARE floor tiles in Space Harrier… the evidence was all there. But most disturbing was, after a swift game of Gigawing, I examined my score: 329,670,329. When this score is divided by StreetFighter 3, the result is nearly 911!

My mate Terry told me that after a mammoth session on Smash TV he witnessed subliminal messages in the game, and the next day his Dad purchased and had installed Zionist Sky TV, which, as everyone knows is run by Rupert Murdoch – IF THAT IS HIS REAL NAME!?!

What’s more, if you re-arrange the letters in ‘Edge Magazine’, you ALMOST get ‘Masonic Lodge’. If you were after ‘Masonic Lodge Gazelle’, it’s even better. Either way, surely this is further evidence of The Grand Conspiracy.

Before I go, I have one final thought for you:

Polygon, Pagan, Pentagram, Pentagon. Just think about that: could it be any clearer that 3D games are the work of demonic Masonry god JaoBulOn himself? OR COULDN’T IT?

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