The Great Rodent Christmas Giveaway Bonus Extravaganza Frenzy Bonanza Tits! Free! Chocolate!

Once again - meeeeeeeerry bleedin’ Christmas and all that. Now, haul your unnecessarily ornate chocolate biscuit-expanded arse up from the TV corner and DO OUR COMPETITION…

THE PRIZE

£50 in amazon.co.uk vouchers (or $80 in amazon.com vouchers instead)

THE CHALLENGE

Use your eyes to observe the following pictures of old-skool arcade cabs. Wouldn’t you frickin’ well know it? Despite feeling depressingly like mid-May across the land, in the imaginary arcade where we keep these cabs, it’s been a white Christmas and, erm, someone forgot to put the roof on the warehouse… (Move on – Ed).

Look, just identify the arcade cabs what have been partially covered in snow. Chuck your answers into an e-mail (send it to winner@NOSPAMretailkings.com - take out the NOSPAM bit please) and the first person to either get all 30 or come closest to getting all 30 or, in the event of no-one else bothering to enter, the person who actually does bother to enter… will win the prize.

So, if you think number 1. is Discs Of Tron – which it isn’t – you would write 1. Discs Of Tron and then, underneath it, write the names of the other 29 with the numbers 2-30 next to them.

Is this clear? GO!

Oh, and no-one involved in the production of this issue of Rodent is allowed to enter. Closing date 25th Jan. Drawing of the winning entry will take place on the 26th, winners will be notified by 1st February.

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PAULEMOZ, December 2004.

Give us your feedback (no fucking answers pleeese) - click here please.

Rules:

1. No cash alternative is available (although if you want £50 off me and you can come and collect it then I might change my mind on that one - I'd expect a pint out of the meeting mind)

2. No information will be held in any form of electronic database (however all e-mail addresses will be forwarded to a nice man we know in Nigeria who has promised us .7p per addy - which is nice)

3. WotR, Smart Circle Limited, and all associaes of WotR are not liable for any injury or loss suffered as a consequence of or relating to the recipt or use of prizes won in this competition (we reserve the right to laugh like drains at you if the postman kills your dog by dropping a parcel on it's daft mutt head)

4. The judges decision is final - and in this we promise to be serious and fair, every entry will have an equal chance of winning

5. There is no cost to enter this competition - which is said to be a test of skill as defined by the lotteries act

6. The vouchers will be despatched, by recorded post (UK only) or e-mail (US only) within 14 days of the drawing of winners names

7. Any person involved in the production of this issue of Way of the Rodent is not allowed to enter (Fuseball, that means you :-))