Lonely Hearts and Itchy Trigger Fingers

Obsessive? Reclusive? Sex-starved? I can hear you all agreeing with me. Fortunately, there ARE gamer partners out there - it is no myth - and they want to meet YOU! Inspired by this post on the WotR forum the rodents investigated further. And just take a look at this actual papershop window display that Ahchay found in West London:

In no way a photoshop mock-up.

Closer:

So, take heart my fellow gamers - if your wife, girlfriend or partner are getting on your tits and hinting about you tidying away your controllers...

DIO and KOWORLD, August 2004.