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"My team and I, all of us, are ready and waiting to ensure your holiday proves both memorable and great value. Also permanetly maiming. Thank you."
"Can I extinguish Simpkins now please oh master and overlord? She's beginning to smell like pork scratchings."

So, what can we do for you?

The docks of Hong Kong during the 1980s?

Up where the air is clear?

Something for the more adventerous perhaps?

What about the kids?

Hemmingway bought a very similar package from us:

Afraid of the Dark?

How about a short city break?

Mostly by Swith but also SICKBOY and KOWORLD, August 2004.