Remember boys, it’s either us, or it’s us. Failure is not an option.

Your mission, and you will accept it, is to infiltrate the polling booth on elecshun day and ensure that the President retains his correctical position on the throne of America. God bless America!

Stage 1 – The campaign trail

Protect the President from the evil slurs of those pesky liberals. Take control of the meeja and ensure that the only people exercising their God given right to free speech are simple, honest, God afearing Republicians.

Can you spot the dissidents? Move ‘em out quick afore the President gets here!

Stage 2 – Polling Day

Those pesky freedom loving Democrats are descending on your polling station. Can you sort out the genuine Reblupican voters from the phoney Demoncrats before the time runs out?

Can you save Democracy?

Stage 3 – Countdown

Demand 100% accuracy on all voting forms! (Unless they’re honest mistakes made by
honest Rebuplican voters)

Stage 4 – Swing Low

Nearly there – don’t give up now, the White House is in your grasp – but Beware! A single mistake here could cost the entire campaign! Catch those swing states before your opponent sneaks in and snatches victory from your slavering jaw!

Next Target: Florida!

Coming soon to an election near YOU!

AHCHAY, November 2004.

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