North vs South 7: Spawn of North vs South - June 23 - Huddersfield
  • reloadedreloaded
    How could I forget Fat Chad?
  • reloadedreloaded
    THat fucking header Andy scored off Nocky's cross came about because our Adam passed him the fucking ball. I'm having words next time I see him.
  • budgiebudgie
    Don't have any footage of Manchester because it was just me that weekend.

    And I think I forgot the camera.
  • gogol1000gogol1000
    I'll go north, please.
  • Stu_DoggStu_Dogg
    I think maybe just maybe the north lost time because they didn't have my silky smooth kickball skillz (down with it) playing.

    List of things I need to sort out
    Pitch
    Ball
    Footwear
    Food
    Buns
    Lawrence in a bag
    Secret weapon
    Pretty dress
    Fitness

    All I think I need now is a Chris akibuse motivational speaker class and I am ready.
  • mogwinsmogwins
    We'll be driving up on the Saturday morning. So if kick off could be mid-afternoon, rather than noon (no cup final this time!), that would help immensely.
  • reloadedreloaded
  • SolidChrisSolidChris
    Nice. See also...

    Post edited by SolidChris at 2012-05-22 18:07:23
  • elyely
    mogwins said:

    We'll be driving up on the Saturday morning. So if kick off could be mid-afternoon, rather than noon (no cup final this time!), that would help immensely.

    What he said :-)

  • RockwaldoRockwaldo
    I reckon a kick off later than 2pm and it rushes up the evening/meal and all that a bit too much?
  • elyely
    2pm is good for me, much better than Noon/1pm.
    Post edited by ely at 2012-05-22 18:32:10
  • Chad_SexingtonChad_Sexington
    I prefer a nighttime kick off, with a full moon the only illumination.
    Post edited by Chad_Sexington at 2012-05-22 18:33:36
  • mogwinsmogwins
    Rockwaldo said:

    I reckon a kick off later than 2pm and it rushes up the evening/meal and all that a bit too much?


    Haha, no Rodent football discussion is complete without Rocky claiming "Any later than 6am and there's no time for drinking." Even if we did kick off at 4 (which I'm not advocating) and play 40 min halfs, we'd still be done by 5.30. Give a whole hour to shower and dump stuff, that's still on the sauce by 6.30. Of course, that would require a minimum of faffing, which is not a strong point for any of us.

    But yes, 2 pm is better than noon for those of us travelling on the Saturday.
  • reloadedreloaded
    So, 2pm kick off, 7 a side pitch, 6pm boozing and a midnight bumming?
  • mogwinsmogwins
    If you can hold off the bumming until midnight, that's a victory, right there.
  • budgiebudgie
    Watching Newcastle footage, Mogwin's deft hop over Lawrence is a thing of beauty.

    Fortunately a metal post censors the hack on Andy, they yelp of pain ain't nice though.
  • Chad_SexingtonChad_Sexington
    England's (assumed) Euro quarter final will be either Saturday 23rd June (if they finish second in the group) or Sunday 24th June (if they win the group), 19:45 kick-off. Just sayin'.
  • mogwinsmogwins
    We'd best kick off at 11pm Friday, just to be sure.
  • pagettypolpagettypol
    Lets start now then that gives Rocky ample time to score his 15 goals.
  • elyely
    Chad_Sexington said:

    England's (assumed) Euro quarter final will be either Saturday 23rd June (if they finish second in the group) or Sunday 24th June (if they win the group), 19:45 kick-off. Just sayin'.

    And?
  • reloadedreloaded
    Make sure you leave by about 3pm on Sunday and you'll be in the pub in good time to see England stumble on towards their inevitable defeat at the hands of the Germans in the semi-final.
  • elyely
    So you think England are going to win the group then @reloaded?
  • reloadedreloaded
    France, Ukraine and Sweden? Yeah I fancy England's chances. Woy'll get them organised and playing with a couple of proper wingers, Carroll and Young will shine, Rooney eased back in then Gerrard will fuck it all up in the Semis.

    You read it here first.
  • JarzinihoJarziniho
    My only training so far for this has been being in Ireland for the last two weeks so we at least have someone on our team who can understand Gogs.

    ...as long as he speaks in a rural Co. Wexford accent.

    ...and only uses swear words.
  • RockwaldoRockwaldo
    look at da haases
  • gogol1000gogol1000
    Jarziniho said: ...as long as he speaks in a rural Co. Wexford accent.


    I'll stop pronouncing T's in the middle of words.

  • gogol1000gogol1000
    Also, who can PM me studogg's street address so I can look for nearby B&Bs?
  • Mr_KentishMr_Kentish
    Right you fuckers - I'm back. And on the evidence of last night...not very fit.

    But no matter - four weeks is enough to get into tip-top shape, and the drinking stamina after the last month is an absolute fooqin given.
  • Chad_SexingtonChad_Sexington
    Been on holiday or something?
  • Mr_KentishMr_Kentish
    No, just drunk.
  • RockwaldoRockwaldo
    I am so pumped up for this that even Chad failing to see me completely open on the back stick won't upset me.
  • Mr_KentishMr_Kentish
    Strongest South team ever I'd say, with Ely back in the fold. As I gently pointed out to Chris at the wedding, no amount of Robb Stark/Winter is Coming rhetoric from the northern hun is going to prevent us riding all over them.
    Post edited by Mr_Kentish at 2012-05-30 08:02:23
  • budgiebudgie
    I keep getting sodding cricket matches on Sundays, which is great of course, but means I'm missing Sunday night 5-a-sides.
  • mogwinsmogwins
    Mr_Kentish said:

    Robb Stark/Winter is Coming rhetoric from the northern hun

    Does that make us the sister-shagging beautiful South? Spoiler: Also, victors.

  • Gorilla_BiscuitGorilla_Biscuit
    mogwins said:

    the sister-shagging beautiful South?



    Paul Heaton will have you for slander.....

    Post edited by Gorilla_Biscuit at 2012-05-30 10:18:21
  • Mr_KentishMr_Kentish
    Mogs - I do believe, and I was quite drunk at the time, that I said we'd be Ser Loras Tyrell - kicking ass and looking beautiful while doing it.
  • mogwinsmogwins
    He's the gay one, right? Fine by me.
  • Stu_DoggStu_Dogg
    I am pretty sure the north have the Studogg back to mark Ely right out of the game!
  • budgiebudgie
    Just think of the fitness level defendo-not must be at cycling that big heavy mountain bike around ;-)
  • Mr_KentishMr_Kentish
    mogwins said:

    He's the gay one, right? Fine by me.



    Not unless he turns camp in Book 4...

  • gogol1000gogol1000
    Stu_Dogg said:

    I am pretty sure the north have the Studogg back to mark Ely right out of the game!


    Hello, Stu. Where do you live?

  • gogol1000gogol1000
    Mr_Kentish said:

    Mogs - I do believe, and I was quite drunk at the time, that I said we'd be Ser Loras Tyrell - kicking ass and looking beautiful while doing it.


    Who plays the part of the Hound?

  • reloadedreloaded
    Al Pacino decided he needed to give the North a pep talk...

  • elyely
    Stu_Dogg said:

    I am pretty sure the north have the Studogg back to mark Ely right out of the game!

    Yeah but what about his elbows? ;-)

  • ma5hma5h
    Hehe! That's ace reloaded :-)
  • MrsMogwinsMrsMogwins
    Mr_Kentish said:

    mogwins said:

    He's the gay one, right? Fine by me.



    Not unless he turns camp in Book 4...


    He certainly is in the tv series, but if it's hinted at in the books it's only very subtle.
  • Stu_DoggStu_Dogg
    Peep talk time!!

  • Mr_KentishMr_Kentish
    gogol1000 said:

    Mr_Kentish said:

    Mogs - I do believe, and I was quite drunk at the time, that I said we'd be Ser Loras Tyrell - kicking ass and looking beautiful while doing it.


    Who plays the part of the Hound?



    It's up for grabs if you want it. I told Chris I would be The Greatjon, but then he pointed out that the TV bods had cast an actor from Coronation Street to play the literary man mountain.
  • DrNefarioDrNefario
    Where is the actual football? (Assuming it's been booked.) Postcode/address/google maps link/whatever.
  • pagettypolpagettypol
    God that videos alarming.

    Does THIS mean I have to ROLL OUT my PACINO impression at HALF TIME?
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