What a couple of Wipeout devs really do
Picture the scene. PS Vita launch night and GAME have a couple of specials in store. One of which was a chance to meet, greet and ultimately have a chat with a couple of Wipeout Devs, namely Karl and Ami (who turned out to be cracking fun, despite us being essentially fucking idiots).
Sitting there all night signing people's copies of wipeout was clearly taking it's toll and by the time we drunkenly bowled up with an "unusual" request they were glad to be doing anything else. Y'see, here on rodent we are fortunate enough to have another or the Wipeout devs within our ranks, so we politely asked Karl and Ami to write him a little message. God only knows why they accepted the challenge, but as you will agree it came out absolutely brilliantly.
"This better not appear on Gamespot" said Karl. Well, don't worry, your secret is safe with us...
“The artists at work. Absolutely honestly, I have never in all my days seen a more lovingly detailled drawing of a comedy cock. Take a bow Ami, your artistry is well noted.”
It was a winning formula, and his software house Llamasoft gained quite a
“The final result in all it's glory. We still have it as well, so maybe we'll send it to Gamespot after all. Nah, we wont. Or....Nah.”