Treating you like morons. Again.
We love an exclamation mark. Oooh yes so we do. Anyhoo - after last month's stunning giveaway of a whole working Sony PSP, we top that with something we found down the back of the sofa:
Win Donkey Konga and a set of bongos! Have Fun! Now!
So then, this time you really ought to e-mail us with a choice of either a, b or c relating to the question below. Oh and there's a little old lawyer-friendly tie-breaker as well. Make those fuckers funny and we'll publish them - entirely without your permission. Get on with it then:
Despite being called 'Donkey', the lead-animal featured in the Donkey Kong games is, shockingly, a what?
(Complete in as many words as you fancy)
Read the rules on the left there an' that please.