Konga Bonga Boo

Offensively Easy Compo!

Treating you like morons. Again.
By Koworld

We love an exclamation mark. Oooh yes so we do. Anyhoo - after last month's stunning giveaway of a whole working Sony PSP, we top that with something we found down the back of the sofa:

Win Donkey Konga and a set of bongos! Have Fun! Now!

So then, this time you really ought to e-mail us with a choice of either a, b or c relating to the question below. Oh and there's a little old lawyer-friendly tie-breaker as well. Make those fuckers funny and we'll publish them - entirely without your permission. Get on with it then:

Question:

Despite being called 'Donkey', the lead-animal featured in the Donkey Kong games is, shockingly, a what?

a) Donkey
b) Monkey
c) Cockney

Tie breaker:
(Complete in as many words as you fancy)

You foolish Rodents completely miss the cultural significance of Shigsy Minimetro's use of the word 'donkey' because you are............................

Read the rules on the left there an' that please.

Cheers then.

March 2005

Moan about this competition here :-)

In a second, but this time frankly half-hearted, attempt to buy your favour - our mates at Control are proud to sponsor another giveaway.*

Prize:

Just the bongos and the game, ok?

NO Cube. NO TV. NO fucking settee either. Still ace though.

Rules:

- ENTRY BY March 20th

- Email: winner@retailkings.com

- One entry per-person

- All entries with at least ten correct answers will be entered into a draw

- First out of the hat wins a set of Donkey Konga bongos and the Donkey Konga game

- This is a PAL version of the game so entries from Europe only please

- No Rodent editorial people can enter

- No cash alternative

- Judges decision is final

- Way of the Rodent reserve the right to alter rules and conditions of this competition should such need arise

- By entering this competition you agree to indemnify Way of the Rodent, Smart Circle Limited and Control Retail Limited against any claim arising through your participation in this promotion

- Your details will NOT be held in a database and no information will be passed on to any third party

WINNER!

Ahh man is this chap one lucky bastard. I've decided to dislike him on principle now and forever:

Matt Stuttle of Cambridge.

Yes, that's right, videogaming's jammiest mofo, who I know nothing about is the very lucky winner of a PSP.

Cunt.

Here's those answers then:

1. Space Invaders
2. Star Wars: Battlefront (PC version probably - I dunno. You people are mental)
3. Grand Theft Auto
4. Halo
5. Doom 3
6. Metal Gear Solid
7. Horace Goes Skiing
8. House of the Dead
9. Pac Man
10. Super Mario Brothers (which was, and still is, shit by the way)
11. Commandos (I gave the answer in the caption you fucking muppets)
12. GTA3 - A Spec

*Koworld is the Managing Director of Control and actually wrote those words (and indeed these too) in a stupid attempt to make it look like Rodent is mocking it's sponsor.