Hidden Sex Game Mods.
With your host Swith
Anyone for some Hot Coffee? What a fucking joke all this hot coffee mod shit really is. You don’t have to be fucking Quincy to realise that the furor over this was a carefully planned PR stunt. Which makes Rockstar absolute twats in my book.
If it wasn’t a PR stunt, it makes them the sorriest little bunch of fuck-ups on the planet.
Video games are perfectly within their rights to tackle adult issues. They should do, art does after all imitate life. But chaps, let’s do it openly shall we? Not hide a sex game in another game like a Jazz-mag behind a bush in a park.
The poison chalice of this sordid little affair has been picked up upon by, amongst other powerful world figures, Hilary Clinton. After all, there’s fuck all else for her to do. It’s not like the civilian population of the western world has just become mere cannon fodder for religious extremists. It’s not as if our climate is on a downward spiral to closely mimicking that of Venus. Oh no. A poorly rendered sex scene in a game would be at the top of my fucking agenda.
MadHippo
With a bit of imagination, and a penchant for
back door entry, even Tetris can look decidedly
sordid at times.
Russ
Another public figure who is making a living, ahem, I mean making a stand against sex in videogames is a Mr. Jack Thompson.
He is taking it on himself to get rid of all sex in Videogames, attacking Rockstar, and even citing the Sims as a paedophiles’ dream. It had certainly never have occurred to me but then fucking kids is obviously not on my mind as much as it is evidently on Mr. Thompson’s.
Sure, Rockstar ‘hid’ their sex games about as well as my Mother used to hide my Christmas presents, but games, like all media, have always had a few less salubrious moments. A lot of it is in the mind of the observer, surely?
Failrate
ZooZooBaBa
Jrc313
So what if there were more hidden sex game mods in games that have long since passed under the watchful eyes of the Hilary Clintons and the Jack Thompsons of this world? Our friends who live on the internet certainly had a few idea of their own. Whaddya say? Let’s boogie!
swith
Kid Casio
Let’s hear it for the Eastern Block!
Kid Casio
I’ve not had an awful lot of experience with girls from the Netherlands myself,
apart from one: 7’2” of Arian cum guzzling slut. Arms like tree trunks. Girder,
I think her name was.
NikBorton
The popular past-time of dogging was heartily embraced in this
un-lockable scene from Digital Polyphony’s GTA 4.
Kid Casio
A game you can play on the tube. The Seminiferous Tubules, that is! © swith’s
obscure anatomical reference gags.
Smagmatic
Cruisin’ down the street in my 6-4 Jockin’ the freaks;
clocking the dough.
Kid Casio
What a time to be all out of pennies, eh Mazza?
Sp1n
I particularly like the ‘dirty sanchez’ moustache the Prince has given himself here.
Zoozoobaba
Week 18 in Big Brother : The Game for the DS, and a sturdy girl shoves
a bottle up her cunt. Lots of girls do this. Lots of girls fantasize about
horses sexually too. More than you’d think. Trust.
Zoozoobaba
TCK
This one slipped through the net many, many moons ago.
PVB
Oddbob
Fnarr fnarr. There is very little more amusing than the good old crudely rendered
‘Jizzing Cock ‘n’ Balls. Fact.
Oddbob
Oddbob
Chase me! Oh, chase me!
Oddbob
The Llamas are spitting mad, here! Don’t go into a trance, boys.
Nyarla
Somehow, through some unknown process,
Nyarla has managed to spill a bit of Hot Coffee
onto Polarium. That’s quite a schlong, too.
Zen Chan
The first and only Horace this month.
Cheers Zenners.
Jedburgh
A considerate female passenger there. An attitude to be applauded.
Charlie F
Little Computer Perverts?
Sex, like violence, should always be tackled in an open manner whatever the medium. Taboos are only worth breaking if people benefit from the liberation.
All I hope is that Rockstar hasn’t ruined it for the rest of the software houses around the globe who decide to deal with less family friendly subjects in their games. I fear however Rockstar value their own short-term notoriety more than the importance of freedom of expression.
As Eazy-E once said:
"A car pulls up who can it be A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G He rolls down his window and he started to say It's all about making that GTA ."
Now I’m not sure what that means, russ might, but he’s down in the catacombs of Rodent Towers at the moment where we keep all our drugs, prostitutes and money. I’ll ask him when he gets back.
While we’re waiting for him to return, pockets rammed with crisp fifties, eyes glazed over from the delectable pain of a willow cricket bat on his firm, pale buttocks, why don’t you have a look at the original threads:
http://www.yakyak.org/viewtopic.php?t=40243&start=0
http://forum.wayoftherodent.com/viewtopic.php?t=2271&start=0
Next Month, the competition title is:
War! War, war is stupid and people are stupid.
War + Games.
Post images in the Way of the Rodent forum thread, or alternatively email them to ImageofthemonthNOSPAM@gmail.com (removing the NOSPAM, bit of course.
September 2005
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