IoM#64: Film Tie-ins.

That there silver screen.
With your host Swith

In the olden, Ocean days, they made very poor games out of high-grossing action films. These days, they make very, very poor films out of high-grossing action games – despite desperate pleas from film fans and gamers alike.

So, we thought it only crass and peevish to ask Rodent readers to come up with images of their own fantasy film tie-in game ideas. Lights, camera, traction!

GOLD

Matt
Now I’m not usually one to moan, and obviously Sony isn’t one to listen anyway, but when I spend a fuckload of my hard-earned cash on something I like to be able to damage it myself.

SILVER

Aureole
Time can do so much. Apart from our washing-up. It’s been in the sink for weeks now and still isn’t any cleaner.

BRONZE

Kid Casio
“You assholes nearly broke my pussy finger!” exclaimed John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. Could have been worse though, some pussy could have broke his asshole finger. Saturday night well and truly ruined.