Boring.
With your host Swith
Videogames affect your behaviour. They make even the most seemingly rational people evoke lifestyle change merely by their influence. You just have to look at all the Katamari Damacy knitting patterns and costumes to see how tragic this influence can be.
So before we all have one more go at Bubbles and go and whiz around in the kitchen sink on our naked arses, let’s look at the alternative: Boring games.
What if we were only allowed to make games that wouldn’t stimulate or entertain. If games companies could only make parochial, half arsed titles? This month, our gallant readers were set the challenge to come up with some boring games.
mugsy
Eh? The dog? You old twat.
Ahchay
You gets what you pays for. Zwhip! Sput.
Koworld
russ
Russ
Now with Picnic expansion pack.
Ynohtna
I’d still only be able to get to level six.
Sid James
All that glistens is not gold.
Smagmatic
Chilled out miner .
Throngor
Mugsy
We’ve all played this little doozy a few times I’ll wager.
Ynohtna
If you’re wondering what the smell is, I have just cogitated.
Mugsy
No harm done .
Koworld
Since Swindon’s native Giraffe population became extinct, tree surgeons have become very poplar.
Jimaroid
KidCasio
Is that Alan Greenspan?
Bog
You even get to practise while you’re waiting to have a go .
Aureole
Smaggers
Never trust a man in brown shoes, they say. I have no other colour shoes.
Xeron
Are we tiring of the Horace gags yet? I’m not!
Betakarratene
When working with MDF, always wear a respiratory mask. Safety first in DIY, chums.
Ynohtna
Mugsy
Lethargy
Swith
Those meatballs aren’t half as good as everyone makes them out to be.
Smaggers
Koworld
‘Hehe, thasright. I drowned the muthafucker.’
Al
Skweek
Fro
Take eeit eeee-saaaeigh!
Evilpaul
Evilpaul
Count Drunkula
And that’s the best of the bunch. I must encourage you to look at the original threads though, there were an absolute torrential shit-load of entries this month. A special mention must be given to Mugsy over at the Rodent forum. He may take a while recovering from this month.
http://forum.wayoftherodent.com/viewtopic.php?t=3951
http://www.yakyak.org/viewtopic.php?t=47593
Next month, we’d like you to make for us designs for your ultimate controller. The controller that suits YOUR specific gaming lifestyle.
Wish there was an ashtray on your gamepad? A button to call Benson? A special controller with elastic return mechanism just for those ‘throw the controller at the wall’ moments? Make it so.
Post images to the forum threads or email them to imageofthemonth@NOSPAMgmail.com (remember to remove the NOSPAM bit)
February 2006
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