Softly, softly, spankee monkey
By Throngor
I love obscure Japanese games where I don't understand what the point is and what's going on.
Like Ichi-Scratchi-Cocki
You're just not looking at it right.
From what I can gather from my tourist guide to Japanese and 15 hours of repetitive play, you are an anorexic Panda who is being chased by a paraplegic Octopus. I seem to be chasing after bamboo but I'm not quite sure.
However, despite the fact it plays like a turd, Famitsu gave it 8,9,7,8 plus it costs £120 on import, which to be honest is a sure sign of quality. Also, the graphical style is brilliant, like something a three year old kid with down syndrome would draw, aces.
I'm so l33t, all you video game paupers bow down in front of my superior videogame taste. To be frank, if it's not obscure, and you can buy it down your local games retailer, then it's simply not worth having.
May 2006
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