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An Unreal Tournament.
The tale of one city.

This Gaming Life.
PaulEMoz goes first.

The O.C.
When 100% might not be enough.

Pac-Man Ball
Silver Showers.

Another Code
Nintendo mind tricks...

Killer7
Pay attention for a minute.

Brian Lara's Cricket 2005
Real Cricket Simulator.

Psychonauts
Not Grim.

Super Probotector
Bring me sunshine.

Yoshi’s Story
Dinosaur or dragon?
Wave Race 64
Water. Ship. Down.
IOTM Mario Shoehorning
Little fat wanker.

 

Jonathan Hayes
On his Xbox360 design: “The console has five lines. As industrial designers we wanted a shape that was simple enough that it could come to represent gaming in the coming generation. In contrast to the current console—which is about energy exploding outward—Xbox 360's concave shape is about the inhale. It's about the moment before the explosion, when energy is gathered. Think of a runner in the blocks before a sprint, or a martial artist taking in a breath of air before a kick."”

 

Matt303
" I can't wait for Mr Thompson [games witch hunt lawyer] to find Google image search.

Thompson: You can use it to see images of nude people.
Google: You turned safety search off and typed cum loving bitches."
 

 

Sickboy
"There's no room for sentiment in the brutal world of pretend football management on a computer.

I remember during my (shudder) time in the Champ Manager wilderness, I started to create dummy managers called Alan Shit and stuff. Alan would be the manager of a team which had a player 'proper' me wanted to buy and would proceed to dock his wages, fine him for no reason, stick him in the reserves, put him on the transfer list... If there was a 'Fuck his girlfriend and send him the video' option I would have taken it.

Then, when the player was seriously unsettled and fucked off, 'real' me would come in for him while, as Alan Shit, I was careful to turn down offers from other clubs.

I know now that this is wrong."

We present Rodent's world famous bid to list the top 5 of everything in the world.
Rodent's
All time greatest sports games.

SSX Tricky (Gamecube)
NHL Hockey (Megadrive)

Sensible World of Soccer (Amiga)

Virtua Tennis 2 (Dreamcast)

Track 'n' Field (Arcade)

 
 
 


Title
Fat C*nt (Nintendo DS)
Genre
Twat-bashing shooter.
Publisher
Cippysoft
Description
Finally we get to pour heavy ordnance into the face of videogaming's most pimped character. Ace.
Rating
18.
 
 

Complete set of back issues here

 

ISSUE #67 Out on Friday!
Right now we're all too busy playing PSPs innit.

Sixty-Six!

August eh? A time of seemingly endless possibility for the 10-year-old in all of us. And seemingly endless cost for our inner grown-up…

Still, at least we have a new dose of Original Gaming Spirit to help us while away those long hazy summer afternoons.


Haze not shown.

This month we bring the first in an occasional series where we take you on a tour of our gaming heritage – first out of the block we have PaulEMoz (since it was his idea) with his tales of This Gaming Life. Elsewhere, Matt takes time out to share something in which, I suspect, many of us will see echoes of ourselves while I get all introspective in a not-quite-a-review of Bomber man DS.

If Bomberman doesn’t appeal for some reason, and you haven’t yet spunked all of your money on a two-week luxury holiday in Majorca (or even if you have and need something to help ease the pain), then you might want to consider buying a videogame or two to survive the summer. As ever, we bring you a rodent-eyed perspective on our hand-picked selection of the freshest new releases while others of us get all dewey-eyed over personal favourites from longago.

Cheers,

Chris Ahchay, Editor August 2005

Next month
Prepare yourself for London Risky Walking – you have been warned.

PfuckingS
We didn't win. But we bloody loved playing. Thanks to all involved, especially the many good sports present. If you're interested, here's a link to our pictures.