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World Famous WotR Top Fives

KOWORLD's

Top 5...

FOOTBALL MANAGEMENT SIMS

1. Championship Manager 3 (PC)

2. Premier Manager 3 (Amiga)

3. Premier Manager 2 (Amiga)

4. SWOS (Amiga)

5. Championship Manager 4 (PC)

(WotR top fives are nothing more than the wrong opinion of the clueless twonk whose name appears at the top of the article. Personally, I'd have Ikaruga in every list of everything. Top 5 games with I in the title - yep Ikaruga pips Ico there. Top 5 games to play during an operation - Ikaruga at two, obviously just behind Theme Hospital)

 

SEX!!

Well. Just a bit.

Why isn't there more of it in videogames? I mean, we're all adults, aren't we? There's plenty of it in films and books and that. So, this issue, AEROFLOTT asks this. WARNING/RECOMMENDATION: this feature contains at least one picture that it might be possible to wank to – depending upon how desensitised you are.

In other places, we have a sterling debut from PVB , where he tells us why he plays videogames (but there's a bit more to it than that). SICKBOY finally gets that Sims 2 review in, and SWITH expresses an affection for cartoon kiwis whilst mocking old people.

Snort all you like, but you'll miss us when we're gone.

Contentia…

Kneel, now, and taste the whip of Merciless Mistress Original Videogaming Spirit!

Sex. There's not a lot of it about. AEROFLOTT

Why I Play. Empowerment through llamas. PVB

The Sims 2. Solids and liquids - overrated. SICKBOY

The New Zealand Story. A steel punch in a fluffy glove. SWITH

Image Of The Week. Because you'll be old one day. SWITH

Extra-lusty thanks go to The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive for making us feel eight years old, again.

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~derekyu/pr0n/gallery.html

Cheers then!

SICKBOY, Editor, October 15th 2004

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