| Meeeeeeeeeeeeerry
Eczmass!
And so, here we are – that extra-special
time of year when we suddenly develop a compulsive taste for sickly
biscuit assortments and drink old-lady drinks like port before
lunchtime and that.
Christmas, as we’re always told, is a
time of peace on Earth and “goodwill to all men”.
Well, we feel that us men have had plenty of goodwill with our
‘videogames’, this year. So, a big chunk of this issue
is being turned over to our good Rodent Laydeez, for two very
important reasons…
1. To get a uniquely female perspective on exactly
what it’s like to live with a man who loves videogames.
2. It proves that we have all got girlfriends.
Thank you, thank you – from the very pit
of our aimless souls – for all your support, this year (click-throughs,
page-reading, contributions…). We have loads of great plans
for next year – including a way to make all of this funny,
somehow.
Have a sozzled Christmas and a raucous
New Year.
Kiss this…
On, then. On with this year’s final flob
of original videogaming (Christmas) spirit…
LAYDEEZ CORNER
Pets & Platform Games. MRS
KORRUPTOR
“You’re All Bastards!”.
MRS FUSEBALL
Keep It Pretty. MRS
NITEBYCANDLELITE
Bubbles, Hunks, Monkeys… MRS
SIMONB
Girly Eye For The Racing-Game Guy. MRS
ELY
A second-bite at the Rachet
& Clank cherry by mrs
korruptor
CHRISTMAS BUMPER SPECIAL
SPECIAL ITS
BLOODY WELL HERE!!! - DEADEYE, and it's FREE. sickboy/fuseball
Modern games are rubbish. Let’s pretend.
More Nirvana from AHCHAY
It’s not good to be too good, now
your Wasted Youth is over. SICKBOY
Christmas telly, videogame style. SIMONB
ROMs too big to download? Buy ‘em!Metal
Slug Collection by AHCHAY
Collision detection is spot on. Space Invaders
Scratch-Card by SIMONB
(Soothing Sybil Fawlty Voice…) “He’s from Finland…”.
LIMBCLOCK
Cricketing legend meets Xbox triple AAA? by koworld
Remember, kids. Cherish your dignity.
One day, it may be all you have.
That’s it. We’re off. Thanks for
all the Christmas cards. No, really. THANKS
A LOT.
Way Of The Rodent will return in 2004 (we're
taking three weeks off - but don't forget to tune-in next Tuesday...)
The original rodent,
December 19th 2003
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